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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Making waves on Twitch:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Spotted on Slack:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Just landed via Instagram:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Making waves on Twitch:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Spotted on YouTube:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Seen just now on Discord:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Spotted on Reddit:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

β€œShe’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has bookmarked:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή has shared:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has viewed:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Just googled β€œinsanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Spotted on TikTok:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Live now on YouTube:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Making waves on Instagram:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Live now on X:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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