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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Trending via Facebook:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Just landed via Reddit:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Spotted on YouTube:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Going viral on TikTok:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Live now on Slack:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Reported on Slack:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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Breaking via Discord:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Just shared via X:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Shared recently on Discord:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Live now on Pinterest:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Making waves on Threads:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Spotted on YouTube:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Seen just now on WeChat:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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