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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Making waves on Reddit:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Trending via YouTube:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Shared recently on Slack:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Freshly posted on X:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Trending via Facebook:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Reported on Instagram:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Spotted on Facebook:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Spotted on WeChat:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Just shared via Slack:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Seen just now on Reddit:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Spotted on Telegram:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Going viral on Snapchat:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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