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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Just shared via Discord:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Shared recently on YouTube:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Spreading quickly via X:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Live now on Messenger:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Going viral on Threads:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Going viral on YouTube:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Spreading quickly via X:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Just shared via Twitch:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Trending via Twitch:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Just shared via Slack:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Reported on Discord:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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