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Funny award ceremony quotes

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

3 months ago

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

3 months ago