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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

51 shares on X this month:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Just landed via Reddit:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Live now on Facebook:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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