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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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Aura is the real business card.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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