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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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