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Funny bathe quotes 🛁 are the perfect splash of humor to brighten up your bath time! Whether you’re soaking away the stress or just love a good giggle with your bubbles 🛀, these witty sayings will make you grin from ear to ear 😄. Ready to turn your tub into a laughter zone? Let’s dive into some sudsy smiles and playful vibes! 🧼✨

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

I miss you (the money I spent).

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

I put the mess in domestic.

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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