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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Making waves on Discord:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Making waves on WeChat:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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Shared recently on Facebook:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Reported on YouTube:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Trending via Instagram:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Reported on Pinterest:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Seen just now on Slack:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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