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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Just landed via TikTok:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Trending via Threads:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Just shared via Telegram:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Trending via Telegram:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Seen just now on Discord:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Just shared via Threads:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Just landed via TikTok:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Just shared via WeChat:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Reported on Snapchat:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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