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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Live now on Instagram:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Just shared via Discord:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Just shared via YouTube:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Trending via Reddit:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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49 shares on Twitch this month:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

43 shares on YouTube this month:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

41 shares on Slack this month:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The void screams into me.

11 shares on Discord this month:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,668

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Spotted on X:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Spotted on X:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Just shared via YouTube:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Just shared via YouTube:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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