Funny birth control quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

  Commentary:
  "Whenever I walk into a room, the urge to use birth control suddenly skyrockets! 🚫👶😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a pill when you have the ultimate contraceptive right in front of you – their behavior! 🙅‍♂️😂 Let the man-child shenanigans reign as the ultimate birth control method!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

  Commentary:
  "Protecting your data… I mean, genes, with double the security! 🔒👶 #SafetyFirst #TechSavvyParents"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂"

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