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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.