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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Freshly posted on X:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Just shared via YouTube:

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Shared recently on Threads:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Facebook this month:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

32 shares on Threads this month:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

23 shares on Slack this month:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Going viral on WeChat:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Spotted on Reddit:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Going viral on Facebook:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Breaking via TikTok:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Spotted on Reddit:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Live now on Instagram:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Going viral on Telegram:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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