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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,527

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Just shared via Messenger:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Just shared via WeChat:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Going viral on Instagram:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Trending via Facebook:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Making waves on Facebook:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Just landed via Slack:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Just landed via TikTok:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Going bananas on X:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

63 shares on X this month:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,425

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Spotted on Facebook:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Going bananas on Facebook:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Going viral on Telegram:

My parents think they know me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Live now on X:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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