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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Reported on YouTube:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Reported on Telegram:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Reported on TikTok:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Going viral on Reddit:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Trending via Snapchat:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Just landed via X:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Going viral on X:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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