Funny booby quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic holiday tradition of sacrificing a child to become the Master of Booby Traps! Just make sure they don't outsmart you with their trap designs… #HomeAloneVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Delightful if true: booby trap.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there!

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