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Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,661

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Spotted on Telegram:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Shared recently on TikTok:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Just landed via Instagram:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Going bananas on Twitch:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Just shared via Twitch:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

37 shares on Messenger this month:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,320

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Spotted on Snapchat:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Making waves on Telegram:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Trending via Facebook:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Trending via Messenger:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Trending via TikTok:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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