Funny breasts quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!
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  4 months ago

  View →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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