Funny breasts quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of nature's unintentional design flaw 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Who knew that such stress-relieving wonders could be tied to the ultimate stress-causing machine? It's like having a reset button right next to a loud alarm clock – nature's sense of humor is truly one of a kind! 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

  Commentary:
  "Who says going topless is only for cars and beaches? 🚗🏖️ Embrace the topless trend and flaunt that brain power! 🧠💪 #BrainsOverBrawn"

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