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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Making waves on Slack:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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