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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Making waves on Reddit:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Spreading quickly via X:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Seen just now on Slack:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Making waves on Threads:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Just shared via Discord:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Making waves on Slack:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Going viral on X:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Just landed via YouTube:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Social media is mental suicide.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

59 shares on Discord this month:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

88 shares on Threads this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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The void screams into me.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,567

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Spotted on Reddit:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Shared recently on Discord:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Going viral on Facebook:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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