Funny Canadian quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

  Commentary:
  "Canadians are so dedicated to gravy, they have a whole separate day just to celebrate it! 🇨🇦🍗 Who needs a specific Thanksgiving day when you can have gravy with a side of turkey any day of the year? 😂 #GravyLoversUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous Canadian weather report: 'It's a bit nippy, eh?' ❄️🍁 While most certainties may be grim, at least Canada keeps us on our toes by reminding us that cold is relative! 🥶 #CanadaEh"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that Canada has its own temperature scale called the "Windchill Index"? It measures how cold the wind makes it feel, taking into account factors like wind speed and air temperature! 🇨🇦❄️

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