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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Going viral on Facebook:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Reported on TikTok:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Going viral on Twitch:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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My life coach traded me.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Just shared via X:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Going viral on Threads:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Spotted on Reddit:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Spotted on Slack:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Making waves on TikTok:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Just landed via Threads:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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