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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Making waves on Messenger:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Breaking via X:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Making waves on WeChat:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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51 shares on Twitch this month:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

69 shares on Slack this month:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

37 shares on Threads this month:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

17 shares on Slack this month:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

60 shares on X this month:

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

20 shares on Threads this month:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Breaking via Reddit:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Seen just now on Threads:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Shared recently on X:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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