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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Shared recently on Instagram:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Seen just now on Slack:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Just shared via Slack:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Just landed via YouTube:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Making waves on Discord:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
6 months ago
Share →: If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius"

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Just landed via Messenger:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Just shared via WeChat:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Going viral on X:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Live now on Messenger:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Freshly posted on X:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Seen just now on Slack:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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