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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Live now on WeChat:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Spotted on Threads:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Share →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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Making waves on Threads:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Just landed via Facebook:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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