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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.