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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Live now on Pinterest:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Going viral on X:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Spotted on Threads:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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83 shares on Discord this month:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

74 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

80 shares on X this month:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

25 shares on Telegram this month:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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Just landed via X:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Just shared via Instagram:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Just landed via Twitch:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Making waves on YouTube:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Just shared via TikTok:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Just shared via Twitch:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Just landed via Telegram:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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