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If humor is your exhale, you might just be my favorite secondhand smoke 😂🚬❤️
25 Funny cigarette quotes
They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.
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Smoking without the smoke? Count me in for luminous lunges! 🌟🚬💨
Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.
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Who needs a smoke break when you've got a cold can of fizz? 🍹😆🚬
Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.
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"Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝"
Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.
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🤣 Ah, the rebellious thrill of sharpening a pencil at the bin! It was our little act of defiance, our moment of clandestine coolness in the schoolyard. Who needs a cigarette break when you've got a freshly sharpened #2 pencil, right? Childhood priorities at their finest! 🚬📝
A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.
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"Looks like tensions were high between you and that cigarette, but thankfully democracy prevailed! 🚬🎆 #PowerTransitionGoals"
If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
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"If pigeons could talk, they'd probably ask for directions to the nearest birdseed buffet instead of bumming a cigarette 🚬🐦 #BirdsJustWannaEat"
Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
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"Ah, the powerful fragrance of regret and ashtrays! 🚬😷 It's like a stinky reminder that maybe breathing fire wasn't the best life choice. 🔥🤢 #NoSmokeNoStink"
My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.
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Well, it seems like you're really embracing that modern tribal vibe! 💨🚬 Let's just hope your spirit animal isn't a chain-smoking chimney! 😉 #NewAgeNative #SmokeSignalsAndTexts
I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.
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🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. 🔥 Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬