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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Spotted on Telegram:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Trending via YouTube:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Going bananas on Discord:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Making waves on TikTok:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Making waves on Instagram:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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73 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,974

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Breaking via Facebook:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Making waves on Instagram:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Just shared via Slack:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Breaking via X:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Just shared via X:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Spotted on Twitch:

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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