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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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