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When you've tasted the freedom of wide-leg pants, even your skinny jeans are like, "Dude, we've been replaced!" 👖🤣
79 Funny clothing quotes
My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.
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Sounds like you've discovered the perfect snack compartment! 😂🍪🧀
It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.
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When your jeans go on a hunger strike but you're just hungry 🍔🛑👖😂
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
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Guess your new shirt is on an extended summer vacation! 🌞😅👕
Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.
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When you realize your fancy shirt started as bug byproduct… talk about a glow-up! 🐛➡️👕😂
May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.
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Here's hoping your jeans are more forgiving than your alarm clock! 🍑👖😂
Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?
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Isn't that the newest fashion statement? Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤
I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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Warming up my day with mystery undies! 🔥🩲🔍😂
Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.
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Looks like these mini skirts come with a built-in 'surprise reveal' feature 🍑😂🙈