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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Share →: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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