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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

54 shares on Instagram this month:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

61 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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