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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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