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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Shared recently on Slack:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Just shared via WeChat:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Spotted on Snapchat:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Just shared via Facebook:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Seen just now on Slack:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Making waves on Telegram:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Freshly posted on X:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Spotted on YouTube:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Reported on Reddit:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Reported on Threads:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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