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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,481

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Seen just now on Slack:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Just landed via Facebook:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Just shared via Slack:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Live now on Reddit:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on Slack this month:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

18 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

57 shares on Discord this month:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

92 shares on X this month:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,621

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Just landed via Instagram:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Trending via Snapchat:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Spotted on Discord:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Going viral on Instagram:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Trending via Messenger:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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