Funny cowboy quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

  Commentary:
  "Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa had to switch gears from wrangling reindeer to wrangling cookies! 🍪🤠 Maybe the cowboy got lost while searching for the perfect pair of cookie-crumb spurs! 🤣🍪🤠 Remember folks, never leave a trail of cookies for a cowboy unless you're ready for a wild west cookie showdown! 🍪🌵🤠

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

  Commentary:
  🤠 Howdy there partners! 🌵 Wrangle up some laughs with this wild west fashion insight: cowboy outfits should definitely be called ranch dressing! 🐮👢 Spice up your style with a side of humor and a dollop of creativity! Yeehaw! 🤣🤠

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