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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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