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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Going viral on Messenger:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Breaking via Discord:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Seen just now on Threads:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Just landed via Discord:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Trending via LinkedIn:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

28 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,362

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Facebook:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Live now on Discord:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Trending via Discord:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Spotted on Facebook:

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

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