Funny curse word quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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  "Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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  Sounds like your vocabulary is expanding faster than your patience! 🤯🤬 Remember, a well-placed curse word can be quite cathartic – just don't let it become a full-blown novel! 📚😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the awkward moment when your playlist turns into a curse word bingo game with the family 😅🎵 Who knew that catchy tune had such a colorful vocabulary! Remember, always pre-screen those tracks before hitting play at family gatherings!

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