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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Trending via YouTube:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Trending via Discord:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

75 shares on Threads this month:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

41 shares on X this month:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Going bananas on Twitch:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Going viral on X:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Just landed via Reddit:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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