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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I am thick and tired.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Just landed via Twitch:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Breaking via Messenger:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Funny curse word quotes are the perfect blend of sass and humor to brighten your day 😄🔥 Whether you need a cheeky comeback or just a laugh, these witty lines pack a punch without taking themselves too seriously 😜💥 Get ready to giggle, snort, and maybe even blush a little—because sometimes a little colorful language makes everything more entertaining! 🎉😂

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Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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"Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Sounds like your vocabulary is expanding faster than your patience! 🤯🤬 Remember, a well-placed curse word can be quite cathartic – just don't let it become a full-blown novel! 📚😅
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Commentary:
Oh, the awkward moment when your playlist turns into a curse word bingo game with the family 😅🎵 Who knew that catchy tune had such a colorful vocabulary! Remember, always pre-screen those tracks before hitting play at family gatherings!

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Trending via Pinterest:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Making waves on Threads:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Seen just now on TikTok:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Just shared via YouTube:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Live now on LinkedIn:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Going viral on Snapchat:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Shared recently on Twitch:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Breaking via Messenger:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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