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Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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Jan 12, 2026

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Just shared via Instagram:

How is it still this week?

Going bananas on Slack:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Going viral on Reddit:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Trending via Reddit:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Live now on Pinterest:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Live now on Instagram:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Going bananas on Instagram:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Trending via Discord:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

60 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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301 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Going viral on X:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Just shared via TikTok:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Just shared via YouTube:

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Going viral on TikTok:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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