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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Seen just now on X:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Making waves on WeChat:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Going viral on Discord:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Just shared via Slack:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Spotted on Slack:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Going viral on Pinterest:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Just shared via WeChat:

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Spotted on Telegram:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Just shared via Threads:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Going viral on Discord:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Just landed via Discord:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Live now on Discord:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Earth is hard.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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