Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
17 Funny detox quotes
Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.
Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.
Commentary:
Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️"
Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.
Commentary:
"Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄"
If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.
Commentary:
Wow, just turned my phone off and now I'm wondering why Britney Spears is still topping the charts and everyone wants an iPhone 1 😂📞🕺
We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.
Commentary:
Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦♂️✨