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Funny drum quotes đŸ„ bring the rhythm of laughter to every beat! Whether you’re a drummer or just love the sound of snare and cymbals, these witty one-liners will have you tapping your feet and cracking smiles. Get ready to strike a chord with humor that’s loud, proud, and totally on beat đŸŽ¶đŸ˜‚! Perfect for sharing with your drum squad or brightening up your music feed.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.