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I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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