Commentary:
This sounds like the start of a rom-com or a therapy session! 😅💘📚
92 Funny emotion quotes
Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.
Commentary:
When your sixth sense is more like a sixth sense of humor 😂🔮 #EmpathLife
I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.
Commentary:
That's the biology lesson they don't teach in school: the heartbreak muscle! 💔😂
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
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Maybe that's why butterflies always seem so fluttery—it’s the humans giving them jitters! 🦋😆❤️
I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're just here for the snacks and drama! 🥤🍿😄
Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.
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That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂
AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.
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😂😆 "Guess that's one upgrade AI programmers aren't rushing to install! #UnmatchedHumanTalent"
Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?
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I feel like I'm starring in a soap opera called "The Many Moods of Madness"! 🎭😅
Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.
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Trying to keep my cool when my hormones are playing dodgeball with my sanity 🏃♀️😅🥇
Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.
Commentary:
Embracing adulthood one tearful karaoke session at a time! 🚗🎤😭