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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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My life coach traded me.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Going viral on YouTube:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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