Funny enchanted quotes

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.