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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Just shared via Reddit:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Going viral on Threads:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Live now on Facebook:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Share →: The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Just shared via Slack:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Spotted on Facebook:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Making waves on Facebook:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Spotted on WeChat:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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