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When "nap time" becomes an official part of your to-do list 😴🤣
258 Funny even quotes
Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.
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When the truth takes a day off and fantasy works overtime 😅🤥💼
Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.
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"When I'm at full power, I'm basically a superhero in pajamas ready for a nap! 😴🦸♂️"
I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.
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Math might not add up, but that's one less headache for me! 🤔🤷♂️🧠
No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.
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Turning down the rage and cranking up the love sounds like a recipe for a huggable future! 😂❤️✌️
Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.
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When your parents find a hidden Netflix gem, it's like they've unlocked a secret level of the internet 😂🎬🔍
Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.
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Midnight therapy session with my favorite book and a rebellious lack of sleep 😴📚💤
I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.
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Silent treatment level: Expert. 🎯🙊💭