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When life gives you lemons, sell them for cash because stress is expensive 🍋💸😅
258 Funny even quotes
“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.
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Trying to achieve the ultimate stealth mode: 99% invisible, 1% human 😂👻
Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?
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In bed inception: going to bed while in bed 😴🤣🛌
This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.
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Summer speeds by quicker than my motivation for dieting! 🍔⏳😅
Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.
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🎉 Woohoo, the only thing rising faster than our Q3 numbers is the stress over Q4! 📈😅
My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.
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Sounds like your washing machine just won a new wardrobe! 😂🧺🌀
Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.
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Pay extra for soothing whispers instead of commercial shout-outs? Sign me up! 📢🔇💸
Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?
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That moment when your brain goes inception mode: thinking about thinking about thinking… send help or snacks! 🤔🌀🍕
You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.
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When a cheeseburger throws in the towel, you know you're in deep fry 🍔😂
Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.
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Trying to convince my brain to adult daily with a magic bean potion! ☕️🧙♂️😜