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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Going viral on Discord:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Live now on Snapchat:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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I disagree with my politics.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Spotted on Pinterest:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Making waves on Threads:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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