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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Just landed via Facebook:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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Funny extravagant quotes are the perfect sprinkle of laughter and luxury 🍾✨, turning everyday moments into hilarious adventures! Whether you’re feeling fabulous or just need a cheeky mood boost 😜💎, these over-the-top sayings bring sparkle and sass to any conversation. Get ready to laugh out loud and embrace the drama with a dash of glam! 🎉🎭 #LivingLavish #ComedyGold

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Commentary:
"Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"
4 months ago
Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Commentary:
Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Reported on TikTok:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Making waves on Threads:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Going viral on Threads:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Trending via Instagram:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Going viral on Messenger:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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