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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,430

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Making waves on Slack:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Live now on Threads:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Spotted on Facebook:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Trending via Reddit:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Trending via Twitch:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Funny extravagant quotes

Funny extravagant quotes are the perfect sprinkle of laughter and luxury 🍾✨, turning everyday moments into hilarious adventures! Whether you’re feeling fabulous or just need a cheeky mood boost 😜💎, these over-the-top sayings bring sparkle and sass to any conversation. Get ready to laugh out loud and embrace the drama with a dash of glam! 🎉🎭 #LivingLavish #ComedyGold

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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2 months ago

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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2 months ago

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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2 months ago

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16 shares on Telegram this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

97 shares on Threads this month:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

38 shares on X this month:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I would rather lose you than the argument.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Shared recently on Discord:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Spotted on Reddit:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Making waves on Reddit:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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