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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.