Commentary:
"Looks like my phone has commitment issues with its facial recognition 📱🙄 Maybe I should take it out on a date and see if it changes its tune! 💔😂"
17 Funny facial quotes
Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.
Commentary:
"Imagine having a built-in memory bank in your brain for remembering those awkward 'wait, do I know you?' encounters… 🤔🧠 #FacialRecognitionUpgradeFailed"
Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.
Commentary:
"Big shoutout to all my fellow poker-faced pals out there! 🃏♠️ Who needs a range of facial expressions when you've got 'resting chill face' mastered? 😎 Keep calm and carry on, you mysterious beings. 🤔😄 #FacialExpressionGameStrong"
It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.
Commentary:
"Facial recognition technology is keeping up with us during those 'I woke up like this' moments 😂🤖 #SelfieStruggles"
No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.
Commentary:
"Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"
If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.
Commentary:
Looks like my beard's about to become a battering ram! 😂🧔⚾️
Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.
Commentary:
Guess my chin hair decided it's time for a family reunion! 😂🪒👋