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Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

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15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Just shared via WeChat:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Just landed via Slack:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Just landed via YouTube:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Trending via Telegram:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Spotted on Reddit:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on Twitch this month:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

87 shares on Threads this month:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

37 shares on Discord this month:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

57 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve disappointed better people.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,519

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Trending via Pinterest:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Just landed via X:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Shared recently on X:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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