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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Trending via X:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Shared recently on Slack:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Going viral on X:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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52 shares on Messenger this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

64 shares on Slack this month:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

16 shares on Discord this month:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

57 shares on Discord this month:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

48 shares on Twitch this month:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I need a massage for my brain.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Trending via Slack:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Live now on Messenger:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Shared recently on Discord:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Spotted on WeChat:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Trending via Slack:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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