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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Breaking via Snapchat:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Going viral on Twitch:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Trending via Slack:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Making waves on Slack:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

Making waves on Pinterest:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Shared recently on Slack:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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40 shares on Facebook this month:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

82 shares on X this month:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

Just shared via Twitch:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Just shared via Twitch:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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