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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Trending via Messenger:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Spotted on Facebook:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Spotted on Slack:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Just landed via Threads:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Making waves on WeChat:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Spotted on X:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Making waves on YouTube:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Breaking via Threads:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Live now on TikTok:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Going viral on WeChat:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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