Funny features quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, absolutely! The sheer level of squirreliness is simply off the acorn charts! 🐿️ Just when you think they've reached peak squirreliness, they go and surprise you with even more antics. It's like they have a dedicated Squirrel Olympics for being, well, squirrely! 🥜🏅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

  Commentary:
  When I say "long story short," what I really mean is "grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let me unleash the extended director's cut version of this tale." 🎬✨ Who needs bonus features when you've got my storytelling skills on full display?😄

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