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Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Spotted on Twitch:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Spotted on X:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Making waves on Reddit:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Spotted on YouTube:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Going bananas on Twitch:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Just shared via Threads:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Trending via X:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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11 shares on TikTok this month:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

51 shares on X this month:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

55 shares on Threads this month:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Freshly posted on X:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Trending via TikTok:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Going viral on WeChat:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Trending via Instagram:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Just landed via Reddit:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Going bananas on Messenger:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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